Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Yeah he can walk. I think he’s drunk.

Yeah he can walk. I think he’s drunk.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Guys look at my room. Send wall shit. Guys look at my room. Send wall shit.

Guys look at my room. Send wall shit.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

I’m investing my mania in the wrong places

Monday, September 15, 2014

I could never make a porn bc I would just keep saying “aahah stop that tickles” and the director would get mad

Monday, September 15, 2014

I went to a bachelor party this past weekend, and I just remembered I’d taken some notes.

I went to a bachelor party this past weekend, and I just remembered I’d taken some notes.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

The Double R

The Double R

Friday, September 12, 2014

high af

high af

Friday, September 12, 2014

Lifeguards’ chairs are really big because they have to have room for the ghosts of the people they didn’t save

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

(Source: jersonordavid, via sharpless)

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Anything can

be a poem

if you smell

wet peonies

blooming

when you write

it. Even

this.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it, via ghostheart)

Saturday, September 6, 2014

What if my name were Greg lmao