January 2012
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I was afraid my roommates were getting mad about how I always left dishes in the sink, so now I leave them in the living room. 
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i like clothes
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zainyk replied to your post: Tonight, while I was walking to pick up a gyro,… i wish. Also good work on the gyro thank u
Jan 20th
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blazeberg replied to your post: Tonight, while I was walking to pick up a gyro,… go online faggot i’m going to block you
Jan 20th
Tonight, while I was walking to pick up a gyro, some high schoolers called me gay and chased me with a two by four. I ran away. I’m not proud, but I got my gyro. 
Jan 20th
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“The suppression of uncomfortable ideas may be common in religion and politics,...”
– Carl Sagan (via icelandstockexchange)
Jan 19th
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“There is a secret bond between slowness and memory, between speed and...”
– Milan Kundera, Slowness (via wasteland)
Jan 19th
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William Safire's Rules for Writers
nevver: Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to agree with their subjects. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be by rereading and editing. A writer must not shift your point of view. And...
Jan 19th
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ListenThe Smiths - Stop Me If You Think You’ve...
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Standing in the rain with a USB cord in my pocket
Jan 17th
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Twin Peaks Video Game →
Jan 17th
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The weirdest thing I ever did in an attempt to make someone laugh was to lick a school bus. It worked, you motherfuckers.
Jan 15th
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The attempted sexualization
brastuffer: Of Smarterchild
Jan 14th
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how to make a smart baby
> download all of wikipedia > burn it to dvds > slowly melt dvds over medium heat, stirring constantly > fill syringe with melted dvds > inject into newborn’s brain through fontanelle > enjoy your new genius baby
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