“Hello. I hope I’m not disturbing you. Oh. Good. Well, I’m just calling because I’m the partial owner of a very successful in-home kitchen appliance repair service. That’s right. We’ll come out with a van and some tools and make sure everything’s smooth as silk. Before I am able to give you a free estimate, however, I need to ask you just one question: Is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, then. I guess we have no further business. Thank you for your time.”

“Hello. I hope I’m not disturbing you. Oh. Good. Well, I’m just calling because I’m the partial owner of a very successful in-home kitchen appliance repair service. That’s right. We’ll come out with a van and some tools and make sure everything’s smooth as silk. Before I am able to give you a free estimate, however, I need to ask you just one question: Is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, then. I guess we have no further business. Thank you for your time.”

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